She: You're so picky you stay awake at night wondering whether to spell anal-retentive with a dash. He: It's not a dash ; it's a hyphen .
Check out the Where is Bob? blog. If you've ever worked for an antisocial, inept, incompetent, lying weasel, he's nothing compared to Bob. While presented as fact, I suspect this blog is mostly fiction. But that doesn't detract in the least from its entertainment value. I found the link via...